Right now I am tormented by the squeaky see-sawing of a man shimmying back and forth in his old wooden chair in the next room. What I'd like to say to him right now is this: "IF YOU HAVE TO PEE, MAN, GET UP AND PEE! QUIT WORRYING THE CHAIR!!!"
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