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May 03, 2007

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Amanda B.

I think Sam was ragging on me the other day for my love of string cheese.

sam

hmmm, me? ragging, oh well. I am not one to talk - I just scoffed a Twix because I will be stuck here at work late and I am miserable.

mom

Right now my fridge is not very interesting, but I understand that soon there will be something especially yummy in there, n'est pas? My taste buds are all a'tingle!

Jeff Shattuck

An oversight, to be sure, but Miss Food Musings failed to mention the boar's head in the meat drawer. It was procured on a nighttime hunting trip to the island of Kuai just last week. The hunt began with a supersonic flight over the ocean, from which we parachuted in full scuba gear into the waters off of Kuai (we were maybe three miles out, bad pilot). We established a beachhead just past dawn and radioed the SR71 circling high above to begin broadcasting pictures of boar sightings. Once we had our target, we circled the area and called in a Harm-equipped Predator, which, unlike with Osama a few years back, fired its missile and struck home. Sadly, all but the head of the beast vaporized and so we will have to make boar's head soup instead of enjoying some fine chops. Ah, well, such is the risk when you forgo the safety of the supermarket.

Catherine

Amanda -- I don't care who rags on me, I love it!

Sam -- Twix are also delicious treats. It's reassuring to know that even you fall from grace from time to time.

Mom -- Patience, patience, I believe "it" is shipping today. One hint: you will actually be able to eat the box, too!

Jeff -- I love your sense of humor so much that I'm almost willing to forego mentioning that Kauai is spelled with one more "a" than you gave it. xoxo

Jeff Shattuck

I blame my field intelligence units.

sam

Now I know for sure whose shepherd's pie post was the truthful one.

sam

Now I know for sure whose shepherd's pie post was the truthful one.

mom

This type of reparte (sp) is why you 2 should collaborate on a book.It's sharp, funny, & very entertaining!!!

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