While everyone else in the blogosphere was busy tagging and being tagged for the "5 Things You Don't Know About Me" meme, I was being ignored, ostracized, shunned. Fine, then. Fine. Two can play that game. Here is my version of the meme, now entitled "5 Things You'll NEVER (ever ever ever!) Know About Me!"
(Oh yeah, and all of you who tagged "anybody who wants to participate?" That doesn't count and you know it. And to those of you who might say, "but last time I tagged you you got mean and nasty and refused to participate?" Pish posh. Learn to take a joke.)
5 Things You'll NEVER (ever ever ever!) Know About Me
1. Which important government official I belly-danced for when I was 15.
2. Which multi-platinum mega-rock star's choreographer taught me to dance. (In a shitty hotel ballroom in Virginia, maybe, once he was no longer choreographing for her, but still.)
3. With which original Star Trek character I share a very odd physical defect.
4. What kind of titillating show I saw in an underground gay nightclub on the suburban fringes of Moscow back in 1995.
5. How to tickle me -- I mean actually send me into violent paroxysms of tickling-induced laughter and shrieking -- without even once touching me.
Ohmygod. Vulcan ears? I never noticed! ;-0
Posted by: Robyn | March 13, 2007 at 06:53 PM
Now I am curiouser than ever. I guess I will have to wait for the book.
Posted by: Erica | March 14, 2007 at 09:52 AM
Funny, I seem to remember a certain Ms. Food Musings comparing memes disparangingly to spam...
But I'm glad it worked out as it did--this way is much better!
Posted by: Tea | March 14, 2007 at 02:47 PM
I know about #1,3,&5---not sure I want to know about #2&4. Ha,ha!
Posted by: Mom | March 14, 2007 at 03:00 PM
So you have two stomachs like a Klingon? Makes sense ...
And what was Mr Cheney's reaction, anyway?
Posted by: Sean | March 14, 2007 at 05:20 PM
i think i know who 2 is, but mum's the word.
Posted by: little sister | March 16, 2007 at 07:43 AM